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WHATS THIS?
WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG.
Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.
Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you! YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT MOTHER-FUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES.
True. Fucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.
BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE DECLARED “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT.
Well I have it saved so I can use it
‽ ‽ ‽
Copy and paste guys!
Mother of god…
That’s amazing!
BEST PUNCTUATION BAD-ASSERY KNOWN TO MAN.
FUCK ALL THE OTHER TYPES OF PUNCTUATION
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GUACAMOLE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
Ingredients:
To make the guacamole…
- 2 ripe avocados
- 1/2 small onion, minced
- 1 clove garlic, minced
- 1 small jalapeño, stems and seeds removed, minced
- 2 tablespoons cilantro leaves, finely chopped
- 1 tablespoon of fresh lime juice
- 1/2 teaspoon coarse salt
- A dash of freshly grated black pepper
- 1 Roma tomato, chopped
Rest of Sandwich…
- 4 slices crusty white bread
- 4 slices Cheddar cheese
- Butter, for buttering bread
Directions:
- To make the guacamole-cut avocados in half. Remove seed. Scoop out avacado from the peel, put in a large bowl. Using a fork, mash the avocado. Add the onion, garlic, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, salt and pepper. Stir until well combined. Add the chopped tomato and stir.
- Heat a pan or griddle to medium-high heat. Spread desired amount of guacamole on both slices of bread then top with cheese. Butter outer slices of bread and grill on one side for about 2 minutes or until golden and crispy. Flip the sandwich and grill until golden brown. Make the other sandwich the same way and serve warm.
I’m gonna change the bread to rosemary olive oil and that would be awesome.
Get in my mouth
Mmmmm….
Grilled cheeses rule
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